A while back I wrote a blog post about how much I hate the Subway monkey (seen in Canadian Subway commercials) and how, more or less, I felt he should die. In fact, after careful consideration, I put him on my hit list along with all of the Kardashians, the entire cast of Jersey Shore and Casey Anthony.
Yup. That’s right. I just lumped the Subway Monkey into a group with a bar slut who killed her baby.
Either way, the computer generated little bastard still haunts the airwaves, much to my dismay. But, if there is a silver lining to all of this, I’m happy to report that I’m not alone in my hatred for him. I know this because of the search terms that people have entered and found their way to my site. Here are a choice few:
“Subway monkey must die”, “Kill the Subway Monkey”, “Subway Monkey sucks”, “Why is there a stupid monkey in Subway ads”
And those are only the most popular ones. (There are a few others with some, shall we say, “interesting” wording that even I wouldn’t reprint.) Maybe Subway should take a cue and kill off the monkey once and for all. My boycott of Subway Canada restaurants continues until the monkey is done away with.