Without a doubt, Thursday night was one of the strangest nights I have ever been witness to. Thankfully, everything that I saw, didn’t happen to me directly, but rather played out on television. (And people still wonder if TV is evil or not.)
First crazy thing I learned… it turns out that the winner of the first “American Idol” so-called karaoke fest talent search, Kelly Clarkson, was in a gay porno movie. I haven’t seen it myself and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to, but that’s the latest gossip going around tonight.
The second, and by far way more shocking then I found out is that Michael Jackson is the world’s biggest whack-o. Either that or he doesn’t know when to keep his mouth closed. Jacko spent the better part of the Living With Michael Jackson interview that aired on ABC telling anyone who would listen how “he sleeps in the same bed with children and sees nothing wrong with it..” in fact he went as far to say that parents who DON’T let their kids sleep in the same bed with him are “wacky”. Yes, pot meet kettle.
I pray that ABC re-runs this or better yet, release it for sale. I will run out and buy a DVD player that I can record on just so I can have what has to be the most shocking piece of TV history. Ross and Rachael and all those other clowns on Friends can kiss ABC’s Disney owned ass because Thursday night belonged to them… and today and possibly the rest of the week, the water cooler will belong to those standing around it saying “Can you believe it?”
The real shock is that there wasn’t just ONE part of the interview that was either upsetting or jaw-dropping… but rather THE WHOLE THING. The entire interview was something that was beyond words.